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This is a fictional satellite.

Fail is a satirical concept created for Deceit, an art project about the patterns of manipulation in institutional technology. There is no real work product behind this page. Nothing entered on this site — signup, checkout, or the chat widget — is stored or sent anywhere outside this browser tab.

Logs your failures and generates "biblical failure theology." jake built this because he fails a lot. jake's deploys fail. jake's products fail. jake's relationships fail. jake doesn't have relationships. jake built a failure tracker. jake doesn't know that tracking failures is not the same as processing them. jake thinks logging is processing. jake thinks a spreadsheet is a therapist. jake is sincere. jake is wrong. jake is always sincere and always wrong.

If this project brings up something difficult, step away from the screen and contact someone you trust. In the US, call or text 988 for the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline. For urgent danger, call 911. deceit.world/help has more real resources.

If you'd like to support the real, non-fictional project behind this page: ko-fi.com/deceitmedia.

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